Recently, we were watching this Louis C.K. stand-up, in which he talks about jerking off to twenty-two-year-olds:
Me: I don't thnk I was jerkoff material, even when I was in my twenties.
Patrick: (without missing a beat-- er, so to speak.) Yes, you were.
Patrick: Still are.
Happy 14th, honey.
For everybody else out there-- if you're looking for love right now, I hope you find it.
If you're lucky enough to already be in love, I hope you find your significant other jerkoff-worthy, now and forever.